Me: Did you read my blog at all today???
Hubs: No, I've actually never read it. Why?
Me: Well, I had a lot of page views today and I just wanted to make sure it wasn't you.
Hubs: What if it was?
Me: Well, that would suck because I don't care if you read it. I couldn't really count your page views.
Hubs: So, who is reading it?
Me: I don't know. I guess it could just be the same person reading it over and over.
Hubs: That's probably the case.
Me: Thanks for your support.
Hubs: Hey, I forgot my lap top at school, can I use yours to check my Fantasy Football stuff?
Me: Hmmmm, no.