Page Views

Me: Did you read my blog at all today???

Hubs: No, I've actually never read it. Why?

Me: Well, I had a lot of page views today and I just wanted to make sure it wasn't you.

Hubs: What if it was?

Me: Well, that would suck because I don't care if you read it. I couldn't really count your page views.

Hubs: So, who is reading it?

Me: I don't know. I guess it could just be the same person reading it over and over.

Hubs: That's probably the case.

Me: Thanks for your support.

Hubs: Hey, I forgot my lap top at school, can I use yours to check my Fantasy Football stuff?

Me: Hmmmm, no.